The Least Antisocial of the Most Antisocial

Hey, I'm Roger, 18, male (supposedly), San Francisco, California. Wow I feel like I just filled in an application for some shitty ad online. Anyways, hi, this is my blog. I don't really know what to say about it. Its kinda like my personal, but not really. Kinda all in one. My go-to blog. Idk. I don't post too much, but I feel like the stuff I re-blog is pretty damn great, so yeah. Follow me and whatnot :)

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rneerkat:

people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad about something but wont let it get past your flirtatious drive

Thanks :D I’ve technically been done but since I finished early this is my opportunity to walk the stage

You need to stop flattering me cuz I’m gonna get used to it and then nobody will be happy ever

Hello hello everything’s gooood. Done with high school forever, done with my first semester of college and such, things are nice. And I’m going to France in a few days so yeah, few complaints here

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

terezi:

bevsi:

sometimes i just

me too

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

dont-fuckingpanic:

text-pistol:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

I ship it so hard

now kiss

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

i-dont—mind:

pizza:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

holy shit

I will definitely download a pizza while watching my pirated movie. Fuck you stupid piracy psa.

passthecocaine:

eatsleepcrap:

and then there’s merlin

sorcieredusucre:

herr-forehead:

itscarororo:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

wowow

Me and shy-town

Go Magikarp, go! <3

batman-nolanverse:

optimisticynic:

Sometimes Batman just does not know how to have normal conversations. 

My parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD.