(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.