March 2012
When you tell your crush how you really feel: →
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Expectations:
Reality:
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
I'm in new York guise.
Shopppiiiiiiiinnnngggggg!
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
glee fandom:
doctor who fandom:
sherlock fandom:
glee fandom:
doctor who fandom:
sherlock fandom:
glee fandom:
doctor who fandom:
sherlock fandom:
Detective Inspector: And exactly how many times did they fall out the window?
Sherlock fandom: It's all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.
goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a girlfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
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Fuck my dad.
Honestly, he apologizes to me for the first time in my life a few weeks ago, and since then he’s been acting worse and worse. And then he wonders why I’m “turning out like this”
Whenever I like someone, I always end up being one of their best friends, and then i find out they like someone, and I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS end up getting them together somehow, or at least helping. Why do I do this to myself. This is why I isolate myself, so that I don’t have to constantly go through getting to know someone, only to find out that I can’t know them the way I’d...
This is why I don't introduce my friends to each...
I haven't lied about anything significant in...
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Made awkward eye contact with this hot chick on...
I smiled. She smiled back. I commenced conversation.
Fry: I've picked up my life exactly where I left off a thousand years ago. Now if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00, time to get busy.
[Fry puts a CD into his boombox, "Baby Got Back" plays for a moment before Leela shuts it off]
Leela: Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
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